i-do-even-lift:

brittanakissed:

i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive

SCREAMS IN AGONY DEL ONE OF MY FAVORITE AC NEIGHBOURS IS CAMPING IN MY TOWN RIGHT NOW AND HE CAN’T MOVE IN BECAUSE I ASKED WHITNEY TOO A FEW DAYS AGO SO THE TOWN IS FULL

the 4 a.m. music in new leaf is one of the best tunes in the game IMO but it’s forever creepy to me because of aika village

“I love my mother”

MY NEIGHBORS ARE WORTHLESS SHITS WHY ARE YOU WORKING LOUDLY ON YOUR SHED AT 11:30 P.M.

AAAUUUUGGGHH THERE’S NOTHING IN THE WORLD I HATE MORE THAN INCONSIDERATE NEIGHBORS/PEOPLE

sujamma:

shadowkixx:

shoutout to those gamers that tried to be a bad person in an rpg but can’t because you’re too nice of a person

My collection is slowly growing. They remind me of @gatsbyandscoutcorgis! One is fat and happy and one is tiny and grumpy. #corgi

snoipahkat:

THIS ISNt MY FAULT

enteringhell:

this is the cutest little drawing awwwwwww

thank!! i plan on posting more, maybe every other day or so because i’m lazy. :3

simonsaysbark:

The puppies are four weeks old today!!!

Explore, explore, chew, play, chew, nap!!!

jonathantoewsed:

“you’ll scare guys off with that feminist crap”

oh i’m sorry

you’re right

the kind of guy who has problems with me demanding that i be treated as his equal is totally the kind of guy i want to be in a relationship with

my mistake

here is a frame-by-frame of Sandra Lee drinking her cocktail made of lemonade, vodka, and heavy cream

please watch this video

gatsbyadventures:

Dear Scout,

Please stop growing up so fast.